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Just knowing you exist changed the world for me.Tiffanie DeBartolo
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I was insanely jealous of Lucille. More jealous than I'd ever been of anyone in my entire life. Because she truly meant it. All I could think was, why can't I be as stupid as Lucille? Why can't I blame all my successes and all my failures on The Lord Jesus Christ Almighty? I would be so fucking happy if I lived like that.Tiffanie DeBartolo
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Committing suicide so as not to be murdered is the worst reason I've ever heard of to die.Tiffanie DeBartolo
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Thoughts are king, Trixie, king!Tiffanie DeBartolo
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I wanted to know what had created the chasm in his spirit. Maybe it was a broken heart. Or maybe it had always been there, like mine. Because really, I could blame my existential sadness on a lot of issues, but the truth is, it’s been a part of me since Day One. When I was four years old and my mother would come to my bed to say good night, she’d turn off the light and I remember feeling it even then- the sensation that your heart weighs more than your body- that it might burst out of your chest and splatter all over the wall. I suppose it’s called loneliness.Tiffanie DeBartolo
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Kat and I talked about Jacob in our own private code." Are you baking cookies yet?" she said. That was standard for : have you fucked?" Oh yeah. We've made a couple dozen by now."" What kind?" In other words, was Jacob any good." Chocolate-chip, " I said. "And he not only likes to bake them, he likes to eat them, too."" Congratulations.Tiffanie DeBartolo